If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is an interesting test! Read this off an forwarded email. =)
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Labor/Green doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Labor/Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Labor/Green is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Labor/Green wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Labor/Greens demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Labor/Green non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a Liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Labor/Green will delete it because he's "offended."
Haha.. So by my sharing this, does it make me a Liberal?