Liberal vs Labour/Green

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is an interesting test! Read this off an forwarded email. =)

If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Labor/Green doesn't like guns, they want all guns outlawed.

If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Labor/Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Labor/Green is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Labor/Green wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Labor/Greens demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Labor/Green non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a Liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Labor/Green will delete it because he's "offended."

Haha.. So by my sharing this, does it make me a Liberal?